Hilarious: Banks In Nigeria And Their Signature Style

As shared by Isabel P. Bright, my one stop for sizzling laughter. God bless you dear for the countless times you made me expose my 32.
U.B.A

That bank looks like a shrine..

Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It's only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats... They will like 2 employ only 1 Cashier who

ends up delaying customers.

GTB

This bank has the highest number of customers! The only bank that looks like aba ariaria market The only difference is that you see people with suits and pen.

Skye Bank

Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody's bathroom. Very small bank, dem go jampack people like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again probably because of heat...

Everybody dey enter the bank with hand fan.

Diamond Bank

Only their Lemon Green Colour can make you open 18 accounts with them even if nothing is inside. That is the only thing good about them. The have few branches in city, their banking hall is like onitsha main market place.

Zenith Bank

Dis one ehn...? The only thing dem know how to do best is to decorate their walls with mirrors You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind you Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be confused, you won't even know which road to follow because everybody is appearing two two for the mirror I wonder if their CEO is a Crystal palace fan. Just carry crystal full everywhere!

Sterling Bank 

hmm this bank looks like eatery atimes I used to mistake it for where they are selling ice creams ices and sharwama.

Union Bank

Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa! Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of

Israelites have accounts with Union bank... Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be....

You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick u go dey see ..

FCMB 

They are just beautiful women with good attitudes only that all your incomes will just be going for aso ebi and ice cream. 

First Bank

Always putting you first on long ATM queues.

Please this is not my writing oo.